Wednesday, September 9, 2009

You Are Still Fat and Ugly, the Facebook Hand on Hip Pose Isn't Going to Change That




I've started to notice a trend at parties, facebook, through my binoculars across the street from a slumber party, etc. that more and more girls are posing for pictures like they are modeling for Vogue. I think you all know what I'm talking about; that stupid shot where the bitch with the dress on so short that it makes her fallopian tubes more accessible to the human eye than her make up ridden coke face turns to the side ever so slightly (her good side of course, lol!)and puts her hand on her hip.

Why do droves and droves of whores do this might you ask? It's simple, they know their slut friend Jenny who has to take 450 pictures each time someone takes a shot of their Bacardi Razz is going to put them in an album on Facebook with a name similar to "The Times We'll Never Remember With the Friends We'll Never Forget!!! Love You girlsies, lolz!" or "BlackOut '09: We Pregame Harder Than You Party!! Whoo!." I'd rather get choked out by Shawn Merriman Tila Tequila style than see another one of these albums again.

What infuriates me the most is that ugly chicks actually think this shit works. Like, people will think you're hotter if your hand is on your hip. Either you're hot, or you're fat and ugly and there's not any amount of cloth or posing that will change this. Putting your hand on your hip in some attempt to look skinnier and sexy isn't going to hide your Krispy Kreme diet. YOU ARE STILL A FAT WHORE THAT NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH. Do us all a favor and go to College Pizza, chow down on your X-Large sausage by yourself like you do every Friday and Saturday while your hot roommates go back home with their boyfriends and eat your fat self to death.

13 comments:

  1. Ok--you know my pet peeve? When ugly fag looking idiots post about OTHER people are ugly. You know, people in glass houses and all. Sheesh--I looked at your photo thinking you might be hot, and I almost puked. Next time look in the mirror and think twice before calling ANYONE else ugly.

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  2. Rofl @ Kevin. Can you feel the rage!!

    Personally I've never got the whole "because you're ugly you can't say anyone else is" BS. Why not?

    And by the sounds of it 'Glod Daddy' (lol, wtf?) isn't having a go at people for being ugly. No, he's having a go at ugly people attempting to look sexy when it's just not possible short of liposuction.

    My 2 cents...

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  3. wait, is the girl ugly because shes fat? or because she is dressed horribly?

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  4. This sounds like a rant by a guy who got turned down by a hot plus size chick.

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    1. In his case probably all chicks...

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    2. There's no such thing as a "hot plus size chick". Fat is fat.

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  5. the one on the right "the fat chick" is actually way better looking then the others
    her face is really beautiful, its too bad shes that heavy

    I hate people that like to sit back and put down others

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  6. great morals there buddy, be hot or you're worthless and if you are hot you're a slut,honestly do you really think it's your right to objectify and stereotype these people? it's not. don't put down others and i hope you one day get a chance to see someone for who they really are and not just a facebook pose...

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  7. If you're fat, stay the fuck home. Fat people have no value to society at all. If you're fat you might as well be dead.

    Jerk.

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  8. Wow, fat people should die? Really? Someone needs to grow up. People's worth based on their looks? Sounds like someone has a major insecurity that has caused a massive rage issue and a huge case of stupidity. I'll take my fun fat friends over an asshole any day! I bet you haven't gotten laid in years, maybe that's why you're so angry with women....

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  9. fat is a protective barrier from this cruel world
    also shallow hal trololo

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  10. That fat chick is pretty hot.

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