Shawne Merriman (allegedly) did the world a favor and choked out Tila Tequila. John Wayne can roll through town, kill everyone in it, and leave a hero, but Shawne Merriman is some kind of asshole? I don't like it. They should erect a statue of this incident on Maryland's campus next to Jim Henson.
Let's look at the resume:
Went to Maryland, so nobody really cared
Took steroids, but it's not baseball so nobody cared
Out for the entire 2008 season with a knee injury, but then Brady went down
Choked out Tila Tequila, but Michael Vick killed a few dogs
Shawne Merriman, you are the Van Gough of Line Backers. This world was not meant for someone as beautiful as you.
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What? You're gay for Merriman. He is pointing around the corner where he wants to meet you to fuck you in the ass.
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