So Google, true to its oath of constantly churning out new ways to probe the colon of the web, put out Google Trends a while ago, where you can type in a search term and see a graph of its search popularity, as well as where it's most frequently searched from. I have trolled the depths of the internet to bring you some little tidbits of knowledge that are hidden within.
—Pakistan is the hands-down worldwide leader in searches for horse fucking.
—"Dung" is the great comeback story of 2008. "Shit" was the unchallenged leader in manurial searches for a long time, but then dung charged out of nowhere and, despite a weird random drop around Valentine's Day (coincidence?! Yep.), now sits atop the board. Also note the bizarrely rapid increase in dung-related news stories.
—"Me" trumps "Jesus." Even on Christmas. And especially in stupid, heatheny New Zealand. Note the particularly selfish graphlump in December 2007.
—Every time there's a spike in "masturbation," there's a decline in "depression." Certainly explains why Rob is so happy.
More to come. Many more to come.