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well obviously the street is made of lava, any kid that played that game would understand! this explains the anti-lava clogs. and the flames are very very hot so he is efficiently removing any chance of exorbidant sweating by wearing as little clothes as possible. the cheeta thong maximizes package appearance and the helmet foils any attack by ninjas. we all know that ninjas wont attack the corkys.