Monday, April 20, 2009

What Economic Downturn? Blazing With Phelps Increases by another 25%

That's right, we're "hiring"! Take that, doomsayers! And after the addition of "Chet Turner," you were probably all, wow, that's a lot of person to hire onto the staff, isn't it Rob! And now I'm all, suck it, here comes another writer!

I don't know if I can say yet who the new writer is because of his ties to actual journalism and the hot water the stupid newspaper he writes for might put him in if he's posting whatever the scary things that go on inside his head are here. So let's just say his name ISN'T Smrichard Blabdill.

And hey, maybe we'll hire you!*

*No. No, we won't. And also, by "hire" I mean "working for no pay."

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