Thursday, April 2, 2009

Well That Was Fun

Cutler has been traded to the Bears for 2 First Rounders and Kyle Orton. The ESPN story is misleading, though. "Cutler Becomes a Bear." So much potential with that headline. Such a let down.

I didn't see this coming, but in retrospect it makes perfect sense. Of course Kyle Orton had to somehow get involved in this mess. It's only fitting. A sloppy mess can only be resolved with the personification of a sloppy mess. Brilliant! Well done, Denver. You have some stud receivers (including VT alum and noted Blazing With Phelps supporter Eddie Royal)and nobody to throw to them. They were better off starting the bag of dicks. Well done, Chicago. Cutler is now poised to light up the scoreboard pitching to star receivers Devin Hester, Devin Hester, and Devin Hester. This move has effectively ruined the fantasy stats of at least 3 potential studs. Draft accordingly.

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