One of them is me. Sorry, I've been busy. But in my opinion, this blog has been safe in the callused, rickety hands of John and Greg. So... there's that. Expect my posts to start coming back in the next couple days, depending on how much work I have to do. Which is to say, never again.
The other one is Nick, who has written various guest posts for us and is virtually on staff already. He's an Aquarius, he's an unabashed Adam Dunn enthusiast and he loves outer space. Nick Werner, ladies and gentlemen! Go get 'em, tiger. Welcome to the mother fucking blogosphere.