Friday, April 24, 2009

Other Sports Are Happening

The NBA sucks. Just flat out sucks. Zach Randolph is making $15 million this year. In related news, the Pistons are selling tickets to their home game to Cavaliers LeBron James fans for $11. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Also, does the NBA season ever really end? It takes about 10 months to play 82 games, then another 5 to get through the playoffs. If one sport is going to hold my attention for that long, it should have a lower disparity between the elite and the gutter, and have a few more games. 162 comes to mind for some reason. Just a thought.

The NHL is actually really exciting, but nobody really cares. Fun fact: Lacrosse is the national sport of Canada, not hockey. Yes, even our hockey loving neighbors to the north don't really care. Can anyone name all the teams in the NHL? I'll give you a clue; Columbus has a hockey team. The NHL is the D3 of the four major sports. I mean, yeah, it exists, it is out there if you really want to watch it, but come on; D3 is irrelevant.

It's NFL Draft weekend. Let's take a look, what a shitty draft class. Moving on.

The Lakers will battle the Cavs in the finals or pre-season finale or whatever the hell kind of basketball is played in summer. The Ducks will defeat Iceland. Stafford is going to be the next Ryan Leaf. Go Red Sox, wake me up when football season starts.

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