Tuesday, March 3, 2009

This Bitch Wants Her McNuggets!

AP FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets. According to a police report, 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says employees refused to give her a refund, saying all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company didn't immediately have a comment on the incident.

So let me get this straight. Latreasa orders a ten piece of delicious crispy chicken McNuggets, pays for them, then is told that there aren't any, demands a refund, is basically told to go fuck herself, and then gets cited for misuse of 911. What the fuck is 911 good for if you can't stop the 14 year old illegal worker at McDonalds from robbing you of a tasty meal? I cannot think of a better use of 911. And what kind of low rent McDonalds runs out McNuggets. That's like the Thai massage parlor running out of handjobs. It just doesn't happen. If Ronald McDonald doesn't hand deliver Latreasa her chicken nuggets complete with a hand written apology from Grimace and Mayor McCheese, there is no way in shit that I will ever eat there again.

1 comment:

  1. John Goodman strikes again under the disguise of an irate black woman