You may recall something posted a while back that referenced the ShamWow guy. Well, apparently he doesn't need me to let the world know he's more than just the ShamWow guy. He is doing a pretty good job of that on his own. He was recently seen in South Beach on the make. Oh, that expression hasn't been used since the Hoover years? Hmm...I guess a rough translation into modern English would be punching a hooker repeatedly in the face.
Drink it in, I'll wait.
Wow. Just...wow. I can't believe he is 44 years old, either!
I can only guess as to how this went down, but I'm pretty sure it went something like this: