Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Michael Steele Loves Rapping One Armed Midgets

Michael Steele, the GOP Chairman wants to give the Republican party a new look that will appeal to men, women, minorities, and especially Vern Troyers amputated brother:

In the GQ interview, Steele said he was opposed to gay marriage but wasn't going to "beat people upside the head about it."Steele, a Catholic and former Maryland lieutenant governor, was elected chairman of the National Republican Committee nearly six weeks ago.Since then, Steele has compared Republicans to alcoholics on a 12-step program and called Rush Limbaugh "incendiary and ugly," though he has apologized to the conservative radio host. Steele has also promised to give the party a "hip-hop makeover" that would be "off the hook" and would attract even "one-armed midgets." AP

This is exactly the kind of thinking the Republican party needs to get back to the white house and Congress. I don't understand why they didn't attempt to attract one-armed, hip-hop loving midgets in the first place, because if they did, McCain would be beat boxing with Mini-Me and Oompa Loompas in the Oval Office right now. If they had gotten midgets that look like Sarah Palin and John McCain to do some of their speeches just to confuse voters into thinking that they were actually running, it would've have been a land slide.

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