If you have ever gone to college, you have most undoubtedly heard someone on the bus, at the gym, in class, on the phone taking a shit, etc. talk about how wasted (WOOOOO!!!!) they got the night before, and say it loud enough so that everyone in the tri-county area knows about it. My friends and I always do a guitar riff to signify the occasion of douchebagery that sounds similar to this.
Today was no exception as I'm walking out of the gym, I walk in on this little gem of a conversation between two broskis that had just finished sweating on each other:
Meathead 1: So then I was so fucking black out that I just punched a whole in Jeff's wall dude.
Meathead 2: Oh shit dude. I don't think I've ever broken anything when I've been drunk. Come to think of it, the only time I ever broke anything while I've been drinking, I was pretty sober.
Meathead 1: What the fuck were you doing sober dude?
Meathead 2: Oh shit, good call, lets oil each other up and scissor.
Ok, maybe the last part wasn't true, but the look they gave each other definetly insinuated it.