Wednesday, February 18, 2009

What to Watch Tonight

Lost 9pm ABC: Probably the best show on TV that doesn’t involve Bobby Flay

Life on Mars 10pm ABC: From what I can tell, this shows about some guy who gets a knock on the head or something and then is in the 70’s as a cop wandering the streets and wondering when this show will be cancelled. Jamie Lynn Spears’ child has a better chance at a PHD than this crap fest of a program has at another season.

Real World 10 pm MTV: It’s one of the worst seasons ever. No drop dead gorgeous girls, no raving alcoholic meatheads, shitty city, etc. Also, how did it take the rest of the cast so long to figure out that this train wreck of a human being was really a guy? I haven’t called something out so quickly since I figured out George Michaels was gay after the first 15 seconds of the Wake Me Up Before You Go Go music video.

Penn State @ Illinois 7pm: Could the Penn State Jack off’s really make the tournament? If they get a big win at Assembly Hall tonight, it’s looking like more and more of a possibility. That’s the good news. The bad news is that this means Ed DeChellis will probably get a 30 year contract extension for the team’s “success.”

I’m sure there’s some NBA and hockey on, but I really don’t give a fuck.

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