When Greg and I started this blog a couple weeks ago, we joked to each other that someday, random people from Wisconsin would be logging on and saying to themselves, what the fuck is this? Why Wisconsin? I don't know. It was random. Subconsciously we assumed that Wisconsin is the last place anyone would be visiting this site.
We should have known something was up when we got a hit from Green Bay the other day, but we dismissed it as Brett Favre, a known BWP supporter. Instead, the steady flow of Wisconsinites has been (I'd assume fully) due to a random link we got from a Milwaukee Brewers fan site. They seem to have not gotten the joke behind "We're aren't experts" and instead took my hard-hitting analysis as fact.
Anyways, it's given leeway to something I've written a column about recently (And you should be reading those, because it's not like I correctly predict stunning basketball upsets a month in advance or anything), which is to say, ridiculous jibberish left anonymously in the comments section. This is the worst part of the internet. It used to be the bullies were the kids that gave me wedgies. Now they're the people trying to steal my identity on the internet and leaving anonymous comments calling me a bad writer. I have to deal with you guys now? Jesus. Just grow the fuck up.
Which isn't to say I'm sensitive to it, I just wish people would man up and put their name with their hate speech. Because it's just cowardly to parade around in the internet ripping people down with no accountability. You might not like what I say or what I support, but at least you know it's me saying it.
Like if I say I hate the state of Wisconsin, you know it was me saying it. I'd never say that, but you get the idea.
People think that it's cool to parade around the internet trying to "cyberbully" other people--literally I am upset that the little red squiggly line didn't come up under "cyberbully," because this is an actual word now--when really it just makes you a loser.
So anyways, the moral of the story is that if you're visiting this site from the state of Wisconsin, welcome. Brett Favre is a scumbag that no one else in the country cares about and we all wish would go away; it's fucking incredible that you still blindly support him despite the fact that he doesn't even play for your team any more.
Also, the fact that you consider cheddarwurst an acceptable substance to eat is disgusting.